Thursday, November 16, 2006

a funny blonde joke

A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do."Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?"The blonde said, "How about 50 dollars?" The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?"The man replied, "She should. She was standing on the porch."A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money."You're finished already?" he asked. "Yes," the blonde answered, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats. "Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50. "And by the way," the blonde added, "that's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari."

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

sory but i dont get it maby thats just cuz i'm blonde inside :)

Anonymous said...

ya ok ....i didnt think it was verry funny anyways

Sue said...

Here's another blonde joke (muhahahaha 2 u Caroline)
So there's three girls standing infront of a magic mirror. One is a Brunette, one is blonde, and one is red headed. The first girl steps up 2 the mirror and says "I think that I'm the prettiest girl in the whole wide world" and she dissapears, the red headed girl steps up 2 the mirror and says, "I think that I'm the prettiest girl in the whole wide" and she 2 dissapears. The Blonde now steps up and says, " I think" and she dissapears instantly.

Anonymous said...

u know how blondes are always lying because 1st of all there never really true blondes. They just dye thier hair that color because they think it makes them look "HOT" or something.
(So that explains why your a blonde in side :) caroline.......... muhahahah)

Anonymous said...

my real hair color is brown but i do dye it (not blonde)


and u spell my name CAROLYN

Tashban said...

I didn't read it, but it looks funny!

Anonymous said...

You didn't read it, And you're still commenting on it?